It’s cliche, but… I’m thankful for meeting so many cool people through SG Boston. Enjoy your tofurkey!
BONUS ACTIVITY: Post your own Thanksgiving-themed Wushu-style action stunt cooking maneuver in the comments. I’ll go first:
I throw the cursed turkey in the air (+1), and swiftly roundhouse the frozen bird into the waiting oven (+1). Then, slowly, I take the still-lit cigarette from my mouth and toss it into the stove (+1). The kitchen explodes into a rain for burned turkey and shrapnel (+1).
Dinner is ruined – but the world is safe. For now.
Hells yes.
I lean back and center my chi, creating a visible blue glow around my hands (+1), then with a snap, shape the energy into a wave and slash it through the cranberry bushes (+1). I settle into a cross-legged pose and position my fingers just above the ground, crushing each berry and releasing its juices as it rolls into my grasp (+1). As the juice collects in the bowl before me, I use my frozen breath kata (+1) to chill it into perfect cranberry jelly.
And it is delicious.
Comment by hamsterprophet — November 23, 2006 @ 10:30 pm |